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Liam T. Dredd and Diaphanous Haze Were married in not unusual ways. They booked a cathedral, they made their vows, Bought as much insurance as the state allows.
He called her Daffi, She called him Lee, He wrote out their wills, she made them some tea.
"I'll sign the papers if you will," she said. "A million if either of us drops dead."
"I have a confession, my dear," said he. "Counting the others, you're Wife Number Three. "My dear exes were strangled, drowned and shot, They left me quite lonely, but left me a lot."
"How sad!"
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